| Pansexual | 16 | Satan | Hail Meth, Smoke Satan | Stay Brutal | OM&M | Video Games | Doctor Who | Cats | Piercings | Tattoos | Drugs |Tumblr (3.0; @chocolatepuddingcup)http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?<br /> Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.<br /> Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?<br /> Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?<br /> Me: Certainly. And your name is?<br /> Customer: Mark Pellegrino. <br /> Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?<br /> Customer: Yes.<br /> Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?<br /> Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.<br /> Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino. http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50915022987http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50915022987Mon, 20 May 2013 12:38:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/90f65db7d60643fe982fb69e321f7321/tumblr_mm4rkuNVUu1rfjowdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50914939089http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50914939089Mon, 20 May 2013 12:37:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c3dcaa06cfa3025b2edebcb6247b2a3/tumblr_mmi0oaKPrE1rkkzgto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phight-the-pheels.tumblr.com/post/50910231277/so-cute">phight-the-pheels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so cute</p> </blockquote>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50914911273http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50914911273Mon, 20 May 2013 12:36:38 -0400Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.<br /> My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50860612182http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50860612182Sun, 19 May 2013 19:11:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deannnahai.tumblr.com/post/50121106503/girls-are-so-perfect-wouldnt-mind-one-kissing-me">deannnahai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Girls are so perfect, wouldn’t mind one kissing me right now..</p> </blockquote>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50860508351http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50860508351Sun, 19 May 2013 19:10:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0700f26c2520278548b8b90244b39be/tumblr_mn0vaootY41r5zm3wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50860465829http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50860465829Sun, 19 May 2013 19:09:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/401da87a670ca394829b361fd4ece3c7/tumblr_mn2gm4LJeB1rmmluto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50859794133http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50859794133Sun, 19 May 2013 19:00:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e7be867125eaaca894f9c1579c53605/tumblr_mn2fhnx95s1s8p5omo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50859761274http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50859761274Sun, 19 May 2013 19:00:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b690c6ff49d00114288efb0b5416092d/tumblr_mkqp0fDQi81r5wsr9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50859665006http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50859665006Sun, 19 May 2013 18:58:45 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dickwhad.tumblr.com/post/49827707969/i-want-to-be-cute-and-kissable">dickwhad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I want to be cute and kissable.</p> </blockquote>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50859603261http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50859603261Sun, 19 May 2013 18:57:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c293520e141308b0ca983473bc0d990c/tumblr_mmr0sfjdeI1r1zfxzo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1674ad607cddcdb86ab56e59f44d56d2/tumblr_mmr0sfjdeI1r1zfxzo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5f61d7860a8d39297c064004994efcf/tumblr_mmr0sfjdeI1r1zfxzo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goffbarbie.tumblr.com/post/50361061817/like-yeah-someone-come-cuddle-me">goffbarbie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>like yeah someone come cuddle me.</p> </blockquote>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50858527394http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50858527394Sun, 19 May 2013 18:43:25 -0400<blockquote> <div>If I ever see any of you in public, the code is <strong>“I like your shoelaces”</strong> <p>that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything</p> <p>I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_makm9lbVHk1qcae8l.gif"/></p> <p>must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!</p> <p>Remember the answer is:<strong> I stole them from the president.</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdccra4lfc1rqnox1.gif"/></p> </div> </blockquote>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50593384866http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50593384866Thu, 16 May 2013 15:27:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e0hh5m1G1r9aiozo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50535395302http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50535395302Wed, 15 May 2013 19:54:17 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50513079790" src="http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50513079790/audio_player_iframe/chocolatepuddingcup/tumblr_mlqa6nHU1t1ryibcp?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fchocolatepuddingcup%2F50513079790%2Ftumblr_mlqa6nHU1t1ryibcp" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://solar-tsunami.tumblr.com/post/50493068302/thedoctor-wearsconverse-hiddlesbatchlove">solar-tsunami</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedoctor-wearsconverse.tumblr.com/post/50472919827">thedoctor-wearsconverse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hiddlesbatchlove.tumblr.com/post/50448821119/lokis-taking-gallifrey-cantgeddynuffofdatass">hiddlesbatchlove</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lokis-taking-gallifrey.tumblr.com/post/50446871304/cantgeddynuffofdatass-wouldulikeajellybaby">lokis-taking-gallifrey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cantgeddynuffofdatass.tumblr.com/post/50443264027/wouldulikeajellybaby-this-made-me-start">cantgeddynuffofdatass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wouldulikeajellybaby.tumblr.com/post/50441077929">wouldulikeajellybaby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://enoughwiththelittle.tumblr.com/post/50440610299/theenglishloon-blessyoudarling"> </a></p> </blockquote> <p>THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic</p> </blockquote> <p>that was fucking terrifying</p> </blockquote> <p>your tension has been exterminated</p> <p><em><strong>EXTERMINATED</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER</p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>MEDITATE!</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50513079790http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50513079790Wed, 15 May 2013 15:32:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gwo8uvqT1qdlh1io1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gwo8uvqT1qdlh1io2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gwo8uvqT1qdlh1io3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gwo8uvqT1qdlh1io4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adavism.tumblr.com/post/48343218456/office-camo">adavism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me avoiding people.</p> </blockquote>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50512749086http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50512749086Wed, 15 May 2013 15:27:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65ecf38197b0b30418e04a7b52637317/tumblr_mhjvqkL9iv1rp5jhoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://stomachtiedin-knots.tumblr.com/post/50414802686/vicfuentesbutt-fuck-love-me-vic-im-right" class="tumblr_blog">stomachtiedin-knots</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vicfuentesbutt.tumblr.com/post/49643660930">vicfuentesbutt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuck love me</p> </blockquote> <p>Vic i’m right here.</p></blockquote>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50512534371http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50512534371Wed, 15 May 2013 15:23:57 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://0m.tumblr.com/post/45129994049/you-give-me-a-boner-not-a-penis-boner-but-a-boner">0m</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>You give me a boner</span><br/><span>not a penis boner</span><br/><span>but a boner in my heart</span><br/><span>a heart on, an affection erection</span></p> </blockquote>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50512459043http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50512459043Wed, 15 May 2013 15:22:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fx4rBWam1qhi01vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50512239095http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50512239095Wed, 15 May 2013 15:19:28 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nevillellongbottom.tumblr.com/post/33737025920/sticks-and-stones-may-break-your-bones-but-tv">nevillellongbottom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sticks and stones may break your bones but tv shows and books will crush your soul to a million pieces </p> </blockquote>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50512205706http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50512205706Wed, 15 May 2013 15:18:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e75caddc57a700fa6619f395d9932e5e/tumblr_mmsh7gmp2O1s3dagfo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50512059346http://chocolatepuddingcup.tumblr.com/post/50512059346Wed, 15 May 2013 15:16:43 -0400